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Saturday, June 27, 2015

Lunch Lady Taboos

You've seen those lists on Facebook, "things to never say to a horse" or "don't say these things to a contractor" but I've never seen one about lunch ladies so, I thought I'd make one: 

10 Things Never To Ask A Lunch Lady

1.) how hard is it to throw food on a plate, really?
2.) why do you charge such a high price for lunch?
3.) you know my taxes pay your salary, right?
4.) why can't I have extra food?
5.) can I pay you tomorrow?
6.) is this food organic?
7.) what is this?
8.) can you toast this sandwich?
9.)is this Pizza Hut pizza?
10.) where did you get that outfit?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! These are great!